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Things That Should Not Exist: The LEGO Movie
Thanks to the success of the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies, Hollywood thinks everyone is jizzing over seeing toys on the silver screen. So that's why they are planning to make a feature film out of...
View ArticleMichael Jackson’s Tribute Concert Is On Pause
When the halfway-melted down Lego Man that is Jermaine Jackson announced the extravagant tribute concert to his brother Michael, he promised that the likes of Mary J. Blige, Chris Brown and Natalie...
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Paul McCartney Gets Animated Again
Sir Paul McCartney will kick off 2010 as an animated Lego brick thanks to a new deal with the Rock Band videogame boffins.... The post Paul McCartney Gets Animated Again appeared first on Retroskank...
View ArticleJust A Father And Daughter Spending Quality Time Together
And here we have real-life Lego person Hayden Panettiere and her humongous boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko taking their dog for a walk yesterday morning after having breakfast. Do you think Hayden laughed...
View ArticleDavid Beckham To Be Professional Lego Builder?
David Beckham, the soccer star - who raises three sons, Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, eight, and five-year-old Cruz, with his singer-turned-designer wife Victoria Beckham - loves playing with the toy bricks and...
View ArticleParis Hilton is Topless Again. In Theory.
Paris Hilton continued her topless sunbathing regimen in Sardinia yesterday and I’m not even going to bother starring these pics considering how blurry they are. Seriously, for all we know some...
View Articlesee a 12-year-old lesbian’s hair in 3D!
Because the world isn't quite sick of Justin Bieber and his weird-ass Lego hair just yet, guess who's getting his own biopic? In 3D? Directed by the Academy Award winning director of An Inconvenient...
View ArticleJustin Bieber wants a mustache!
Because clearly getting rid of his weird, Lego hair wasn’t a big and hilarious enough of a “FUCK YOU” to all his fans, Justin Bieber has decided to try and grow a mustache, except that this is Bieber...
View ArticleRicky Gervais Made a Show About Midgets
And I just came. Here’s Warwick Davis filming a scene for Ricky Gervais‘ new show Life’s Too Short which revolves around midgets working in showbiz, and yup, I’m not even going to attempt to follow...
View ArticleLady GaGa Wore People Clothes
I’ve been trying to avoid Lady Gaga posts lately unless she does something really shocking. I’m talking wearing clothes that a sane, sober person would look at and go, “Wow, this doesn’t make me...
View ArticleMorning Hangover Dump of the Day
I lost the love of all the fat girls on my facebook, which is all the girls on my facebook, because that’s just the kind of girl I attract, for saying “no one likes fat girls not even fat girls”…what...
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Morgan Freeman Joins Cast of ‘Lego’ Movie, Also Hell Reports Record Low...
Morgan Freeman and Elizabeth Banks have both joined the cast of Warner Bros. 3-D animated Lego movie. And I kid you not, according to Deadline, the plot revolves around 'an ordinary Lego mini-figure,...
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‘The LEGO Movie’ has an awesome new trailer!
All right Hollywood, there’s a lot that this trailer for The LEGO Movie (assembling on February 14, 2014) does right, so I’m just going to go ahead and do a point-by-point analysis of why it’s awesome....
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